When is flirting too much?
Basil Simon, 27 yrs of successful marraige and a deep understanding of human instincts
Flirting is definitely too much if…
- You are alone with a family member
- You are alone and feeling horny in a field full of cows
- You are looking in your mirror
- The priest catches you with your hand in the church collection box
- You are leading a marriage guidance counselling session
- You just got accidentally abducted by aliens
- A police officer has just caught you urinating in a public place
- The fireman is cutting your crushed legs from the wreckage of a vehicle
- Your care worker is collecting your putrid bed pan
- You are bouncing up and down on a pogo stick